News flash: smoking weed turns you into an idiot sheep

While we’re still laughing at this moron stoner landing himself in jail, let’s laugh at another notable case. Tony claims he’s been clean since 1987 or something, but he’s clearly not yet recovered, so it would appear his brain damage is permanent.

Screenshot - 04172015 - 10:09:46 PMEverybody knows stoners who aren’t conspiracy nuts, and conspiracy nuts who aren’t stoners; but it’s impossible to ignore the overlap. Maybe it’s because getting high and being a Truther both boil down to escaping reality.