Stuttering, angry dumbshit makes impassioned plea on Wolfgang Halbig’s behalf

He is correct when he says that the sum total of all Sandy Hook research on YouTube amounts to nothing. Everything else he gets wrong. In particular I had to laugh at his claim of Wolfgang Halbig’s “brass balls”, when in fact we have in a sworn deposition that the old moron can’t even get it up anymore. Watch the whole thing: it’s funny right up until the very last moment, when the idiot cuts himself off in mid-sentence.

Wolfgang Halbig suffers psychotic episode, goes on epic Twitter spam rampage

The man’s entire life has been pretty much one long psychotic episode for a few years now, but he really outdid himself on October 18. That’s the day the senile 350-lb. fascist managed to tweet the same delusional question almost 100 times.

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I confess I don’t recognize many of the entities he’s tweeting to, but I suspect that information would not clear anything up. Nobody’s replying to the sick old bastard anyway.

Why didn’t somebody think of this sooner?

Nicholas Bunt, one of the greatest minds in the world today, has a breakthrough idea:


What possible interest a Swede could have in American firearm politics is left unexplained. Also unexplained is why Nicholas thinks they need $1 million, and how this could possibly succeed, since previous fundraising efforts topped out at about $25,000 (all of which is now owed to C.W. Wade).

At any rate, child murderer Ryan Ehlis is in favor:


As are drooling morons Disa and Tonya (neither of whom notice that at a $10 maximum, they will need to find 100,000 donors):


Halfassed artist Mark Joyce regurgitates an old bad idea, with encouragement from paranoid stalker Swilly:


As often happens, it is cross-eyed predator Jermain who manages to top all the previous stupidity:


They never do figure out exactly what they’re suing for, though Swilly suggests “duress”, which doesn’t make much sense. Normally functioning minds learn from failure, but not these jokers.

Hoax-exposing patriot Joe Jones fails to recognize hoax (updated x 2)

In case you’re not familiar with Joe Jones (AKA joejinky), he’s the guy who bought himself 15 minutes of fame last summer when he offered $25,000 for “irrefutable evidence” that Sandy Hook actually happened. C.W. Wade wasted no time proving the offer was fraudulent, while the rest of the Internet watched Joe in general bemusement. Since then we’ve learned that any money Joe has is via his parents, who were apparently rather well-off, while Joe himself peddles crap at flea markets. (Joe had better hope Cameron Diaz, Clint Eastwood and the estate of Charles Schultz don’t browse his photostream; he could find himself in a bit of trouble next time he rides to California.)

Anyway, he’s a standard nutjob Truther, seeing hoaxes where they don’t exist. He also fails to see hoaxes where they do exist. (Update: he did pull the video, as predicted. This is my copy. I don’t want anybody to miss out.)

A two-second Google search is all it takes to discover that this story is fake; the origin appears to be spoof site, which is not NBC, and Obama has attempted to impose no such rule. It’s true that some media outlets and law enforcement organizations are adopting a policy of not naming mass shooting perpetrators, but that’s by their own choice.

Kinky Joe will eventually figure out that he’s screwed up and pull the video, but I saved a copy for personal use. Watching this guy prove himself stupid never gets old.

Update #2: Joe follows this up with a rambling video explaining that even though it’s a spoof (which he knew all along, ha ha), what really upsets him is that so many people believe the spoof, which makes it real, because it could maybe be real, and, and… actually I have no idea what his point is. See if you can figure out what the hell he’s saying.

“I want to stab Chris and make him have some wounds we can really see”

Kelly A. Hunter, who has been one of the Closed Group’s most prolific loudmouths, is a crazy disgusting bitch. I’ll just let her tell you about it.


Gosh, she sounds really angry.  I wonder why she’s so worked up?


Oh, because her brother’s baby mama is at the center of it, that’s why. (+100 irony points for calling another person “nutty”.) Well surely Kelly wouldn’t go stalking her. Would she?


Well I can’t say that comes as a surprise.  (+500 irony points for calling other people “not normal”.) So, um, how did the conversation go?


Whew. Not sure whether Marco Island PD or Collier County Sheriff has jurisdiction here, but law enforcement is officially on notice of Kelly’s direct threat against Roseburg survivor Chris Mintz. I hope you guys bag her before she hurts somebody.