Swan Song is going to be a real journalist one day when he learns how to read

Swan Song (Craven S. Moorehead), the administrator and driving intellectual force behind phishing website Insanemedia, has journalistic aspirations. To see why he will never achieve them, take a look at this bit of stupidity he recently spouted off in the Closed Group:

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Swan is talking about this article, and specifically this quote:

“A lot of these children’s injuries were not immediately lethal,” Dr. William A. Billups, a surgeon at Anderson and Rush said. “The reason they died is because they bled out.”

Swan is such a fucking idiot, he conflates the name of the group conducting the study (“Hartford Consensus Group”) with the idea that there is a medical consensus that the children bled out, and then invents an additional fact that the first responders where there when it all happened. None of that is supported by the article.

If Swan was a competent investigator, he would have additionally come across this report from the Consensus Group’s parent organization, the American College of Surgeons, which states that the fatal injuries were not survivable (page 30):Screenshot - 09172015 - 03:05:58 PM

A reasonable, mentally healthy person will see that these two statements are not conflicting. All other things being equal, a person who is bleeding to death will not die if the bleeding is stopped in time. It is not difficult to imagine that small bodies with large wounds could bleed to death several minutes before emergency responders are able to arrive. Unless you’re Swan Song or somebody equally stupid.

Hope Polk and her retarded son form the Closed Group’s most preeminent mother-son team

You might remember Hope. Last time we caught up with her, her marriage was falling apart because she was spending too much time with psychopaths on Facebook. From the comment she makes here it appears her condition has not improved.

hope polk is a fucking slime gashAnd what’s with that smug, unpleasant face she’s always making? It’s like she’s hiding something in her ass and she knows we’ll never guess it’s a gerbil.

11742782_10205790445071872_1811277230875932031_nI was trying to think of where I’d seen that chronically disturbed look before, and then I remembered: she reminds me of the “before” photo in one of those old before-and-after lobotomy sets. Maybe there’s hope for Hope after all.



Anyway. I did not realize until recently that both Hope and her idiot son, who was known under a funny Facebook name until he got busted for it, are both Sandy Hook Troofers. Hope is pretty worked up about her son’s outing. The entire thread is here if you’d like to browse the amusing discussion about Facebook injustice.

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I can only imagine how many generations of incest it took to produce this pair of morons. On the bright side, I don’t think Hope’s current husband will be on the hook for child support when he finally gets tired of this bitch.